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politics | snark | elections 2020

Are We Getting Lied To?

again/yet/still/forever

A certain American politician, whom I’ll call Donnie Boy [I do not write his full name] has told us he and his wife have tested positive for the Coronavirus and will be quarantined at the White House. This came after the announcement that Hope Hicks, a regular presence in his entourage, tested positive.

Close Trump adviser Hope Hicks tests positive for coronavirus, sources say

Did any of this come as a surprise to me?

Nope — and here are 4 quick reasons why I think this is a lie.

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1. He's behind in the polls

Way behind in some states that he needs for a win. He won’t admit it — but for those who are not his loyal acolytes — well — we can read. He hates losing and calls people he dislikes “losers.” He’s even called veterans that word — and…